Everyone knows what a hassle it is to find good, cheap childcare when you’re out gang-stalking for your treasonous masters. Well, how about taking the kids with you, so Mr. Grim can brainwash them nice and early in their lives? You know, before they’re able to develop any unwanted individuality that might get in the way of his installing the necessary multiple personality disorder they’ll need in order to become the CIA’s private little army of Manchurian Candidates!
In addition, you simply must not deprive them of the wonderful satanic sex-education crash course Mr. Grim has waiting for them as soon as you enlist. Hey, when you’re forced to accept his demand that you release them into his custody for a few hours each day while he sends you out with the Torture Squad, I guarantee you, by the time you pick them up at the end of the day the whole situation will be thankfully disposed to an anticlimactic bedtime roboticism! Nite-nite! Mum’s the word!