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Yeah, we know you have a hard time deciding for yourself what’s right. Hey, in a country where the concept of “black & white” is subliminally reinforced as the vantage point of precarious supposition and arrogant conclusion, it really helps to get a pat on the back from a bigger asshole than you yourself are. We’ll take what we can get, and you’ll take what is considered the natural acceptance of JUST PLAIN WRONG. In fact, fear of being on the wrong side of Mr. Grim’s agenda is a perfectly natural reaction for you, or for anyone else in this country who’s been hoodwinked by our induced bipolar dichotomy of Black & White, Red & Blue, Gay & Straight, Christian & “Other”, American and Terrorist, and sundry other exclusively inclusive and infantile expressions of instilled savage divisiveness.
If not for Mr. Grim and Company (Thank you, thank you; please, no applause is necessary), the above and other moronic displays of xenophobic dualistic friction would normally be relegated to the province of adolescent emotional immaturity, rather than being universally accepted as Mr. Grim’s popular alternative to inconvenient critical thinking. It’s time to embrace our patriotic message of “American Preclusion to Reason.”
Sign up NOW, and help prevent unwanted exposure of our clandestine invasion of American society’s constitutional rights. Come on! Let’s do it before the TIs can finally prove that the Unsightly Mr. Grim is guilty of Domestic Terrorism and should be hung by the neck until he’s dead. I said HEY! Get on the good foot! Let’s roll!
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