Are you a TI with a special bug up your ass about exalting yourself by accusing fellow TIs of virtual treason without any evidence to back up your claims? Well, Mr. Grim & Company placed that bug up your ass just to mess with your brain. Mind Control, baby!
That’s right! Mr. Grim utilizes a technology that causes self-righteous sophists JUST LIKE YOU to believe that there’s a “government agent” hiding behind every suspicion that goes rumbling through your lower intestine.
And, if you’re fool enough to follow Mr. Grim’s clever disinformation campaign to the letter, you’ll hold a special place in his heart as you smear and slander TIs you don’t know and yet somehow want to blame anyway just because they disagree with the finer points of your groundless accusations.
Mr. Grim wants YOU to lump together (and smear to your heart’s content) every TI whose opinions and strategies for dealing with his/her own torture differ from your own obsessive/compulsive brain-damaged myopic rant. I mean, how do you think you’ve become psychologically marginalized to begin with? Prejudgmental morons like you are special to Mr. Grim, because you’re so easy to tip over.
Top-heavy! It’s an ego thing.
Hey, that’s why Mr. Grim damaged your brain in the first place! One of Mr. Grim’s favorite parlor tricks is to hold up a mirror so you can point your finger at the baldfaced lies you’re spewing about people you’ve never met, thereby redirecting and snuggling your very thoughts and subsequent actions into his welcoming lap of exclusive manipulating luxury.
Feeling special yet? I knew you would. Savor it! It’s fleeting!
Remember, the bigger a pain in the ass you are to the rest of the TI community, the easier it is for the Unsightly Mr. Grim to continue torturing all of you. Thanks, perp-screamers! Keep up the good work!
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